24 S09E01
Ayer me pegué una maratón de episodios de la sexta temporada de 24, protagonizada por nuestro conculcador de derechos fundamentales favorito, Jack Bauer. Vi tantos episodios, que se me ocurrió un posible guión para el primer episodio de una hipotética novena temporada de la serie.
Jack Bauer: (Jack looks nervous and overexcited, as usual; he's making a call).
Bill Buchanan: Yes? Who is this?
Jack: Bill, it's Jack! Do you hear me?
Bill: (surprised) Jack! Where are you?
Jack: Bill, listen to me! Things are gettin' fuck ahead of us!
Bill: (with constipated face) What do you mean? We are not in a middle of any crisis!
Jack: Bill, I'm going fuckin' dark! Do you hear me? I am going fuckin' dark, for fuck's sake!
Bill: (angry) Wait! Don't you have anyone around to torture?
Jack: Dammit, Bill! There's no one around to shit his constitutional rights on! I am gettin' dark NOW!
Bill: Jack, there's no one around because you tortured and killed every one who could pose a threat for the peace in the world last season! You even tortured Chloe and me, just in case! We are the only ones you left alive!
Jack: Is Chloe there? Put her through!
Bill: (with enlightened face) Chloe, give me a fucked satellite link to locate that son of a fuckin' bitch!
Chloe O'Brian: (with psychopath face, as usual) Why don't you go to fuck a black goat after staring at it for a while, Bill?
Bill: (shocked) That's a reasonable course of action. Jack! I am going dark too because I am going to fuck a black goat. Understood?
Jack: (very angry) DAMMIT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Jack: (Jack finds Chloe and Bill, tortures them and kills them; Jack is now alone in the workd; the World Peace is ensured; end of episode)
doctorpi dijo
Once alone in the world, Jack starts to mistrust his left arm.....
9 Noviembre 2009 | 10:25 AM